Dear Vince,

We forgive you for not answering our calls about an interview. Big boys and big shots — you get busy.

And since you’re not here to answer our first question, Why did you skip out of L.A. to park it in Chi-town, hotlegs?, we’ll just have to assume that it was for the extra-long pants at Guise. Or maybe so you could try all 75 brewskies at The Bluebird (1749 N. Damen Ave.; 773-486-2473). We know how you like to knock one back.

It must be hard to find the time between treatments at Halo (does somebody need a good back waxing?) and nightcaps at Crimson Lounge for impromptu chats with (totally awesome) writers. Dido found time to talk about London, but she’s a singer, not a swinger.

And did we ever miss talking to you, you tall drink of water. But we get it. We’d rather motorboat with trixies at Climax Lounge, too.

You’re a beautiful baby anyway.

Smooches,

DailyCandy