Who’s hot for teacher? TAKE Chimpanality Quiz What: Answer questions to find out which chimp has a personality similar to yours (and learn how to help the 1,300 chimps confined to life in research labs in the U.S.). Why: You’re a chimp off the old block. Where: Online at hsus.org. CARRY Zac Posen’s Tote for Teachers What: One hundred percent of proceeds from this Italian leather bag go to TeachersCount, a nonprofit dedicated to educator appreciation. Why: You’re teacher’s pet. Where: Online at toteforteachers.org. BUY Rotating Wall Outlets What: Prevent one giant plug from hogging the entire socket by installing this genius invention. Why: Get plugged in. Where: Online at 360electrical.com. READ Cleopatra’s Nose: 39 Varieties of Desire What: New Yorker staff writer Judith Thurman’s brilliant new collection of essays covers topics from Coco Chanel to tofu production. Why: She nose everything. Where: Online at amazon.com. USE Beauty Magnets What: These reusable facial magnets purport to reduce wrinkles, soothe, and lift in as little as 30 minutes a day. Why: Opposites attract. Where: Online at shopintuition.com.