This message brought to you by the DMVS (Department of Mortifying Vehicular Situations).

Suspicious coworker: What’s that smell!?

Oh, those three little words. Explainable among family. Laughable among friends. Mortifying when you’ve volunteered your high emissions to the office carpool.

Boss: Ugh, like muenster on a carburetor. Travis, do you need a tune-up?

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Coworker: Ow! My legs.

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You: Are we there yet?

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No matter how juvenile the circumstances.

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