October 29, 2007

The Gall Next Door

RottenNeighbor.com

Between 5D’s role-playing sexcapades (Officer, my panties are on fire!), 4E’s yappy rat of a dog, and 3A’s group Bible readings (Jesus can hear inside voices, people), home sweet home is more like hell on earth.

And your lease isn’t up till June 2009.

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