SW: Hello, Ivy? It’s Stark White from Toothfairy Headquarters. Still no delivery from you today. What’s up?

I: I’m thinking globally, acting locally.

SW: Uh, we appreciate your PC approach, but our position remains no recycling teeth.

I: Not that. — the green spa teeth cleaning by Dr. Bruno Sharp.

SW: Green teeth? This time you’ve gone too far.

I: Green as in natural. The cleaning takes place in a shiatsu massage chair with a water view, aromatherapy, candles, soothing music, and green teas. It’s calming and noninvasive.

SW: A five-toothbrush rating from the Fairy Guild. Very impressive.

I: And he’s developed the Green Tea Therapy Toothpaste, too. No fake color, fluoride, or sodium lauryl sulfates; and it’s made of tea tree oil, echinacea, and myrrh to combat plaque and gingivitis.

SW: And good for sensitive gums.

I: White on, Stark.

SW: Sage thinking, Ivy.

Prosthodontic Dentistry of South Florida, 2601 South Bayshore Drive, suite 760 (305-857-0990 or sharpdentistry.com).