Planning a party with friends: fun in theory, nightmarish in execution.

The bickering begins over decor and ends in a full-on taste debate.

Ironic, since all you need is Talking Tables, an online party shop that stocks things to get guests gabbing. Then again, with your place decked out in gorgeous garlands, silver stars and fancy fortune tellers, they may be left speechless.

Either way, your party will be remembered for years to come, as friends recall every detail — from butterfly napkins to champagne bottles filled with blowable bubbles, not to mention place cards, confetti and pocket party games.

So next time there’s a debate about the table?

Appoint yourself with confidence as the chair.

Available online at talkingtables.co.uk.