Think we send out a lot of e-mail? You should see how much we receive each day. Whether kind, critical, hilarious, or downright absurd, every reader letter gets read (and quite a few are cherished). Here’s one that we’ll save forever.
Subject: Need a soothing soulmate!
Happy New Year, DailyCandy.
I have great faith in your general abilities. Please assist me get hooked to a life partner. Her age and country of birth doesn’t matter. I am a young man of 30 years of age. I want female friends from any part of the world, who want a long lasting relationship including marriage. I want a companion, someone I can lavish all my love for.
Thank you in anticipation and God bless.
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