There are way too many resolutions flying around out there.

SQUIRT
Thy Neighbor
What: Beneluxx Tasting Room’s tabletop glass rinsers double as a fun way to make your date punch you in the face. Skip the food.
Why: You can’t contain yourself.
When: Tues.-Thurs., 5 p.m.-midnight; Fri. & Sat., 5 p.m.-2 a.m.
Where: 33 S. Third St. (267-318-7269).

HEAR
The Music
What: Homegrown indie-pop group Hessians headed up by Shawn Kilroy.
Why: Act locally.
When: Sat. Doors open at 8 p.m.
Where: Johnny Brenda’s, 1201 Frankford Ave. (215-739-9684). Tickets online at ticketweb.com.

BUY
Grey Ant
What: They’re high waisted and a bitch to wear, but they’ll make your butt look amazing.
Why: No more muffin tops.
When: Mon.-Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: Grasshopper, 727 Walnut St. (215-925-3959).

RESOLUTIONS
Lithe Enerchi
What: Get acupuncture to treat strained muscles after you stretch and bend.
Why: New Year’s resolution No. 1: Get in shape.
When: Mon., 5:45 p.m. (subject to change).
Where: Lithe Method Rittenhouse, 255 S. 17th St., 4th flr. (215-545-5144).

Kitchenette
What: New homeware store offers top-of-the-line espresso makers, sweet dishware, and everything to turn your kitchen into someplace you’d actually want to eat.
Why: New Year’s resolution No. 2: Stop eating out.
When: Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: 1120 Walnut St. (215-829-4949).