Poster Child

What with the eternal writers’ strike, the fate of the Oscars is anyone’s guess.

Then again, you’re already positive about the year’s Best Picture.

Spread the word about your newborn’s starring role in the world with 5starbaby.com birth announcements, movie poster mock-ups that cram details about Junior into one adorable ad.

Your progeny’s image is the feature presentation with marquee billing going to parents (producers) and doctor (director), relatives in the credits, effusive critical quotes, and more.

Opt for an original title or take an existing one (Little Miss Sunshine, Pretty in Pink, Sleeping Beauty).

That will get you boasting about your baby’s, er, born identity.

Available online at 5starbaby.com.