You know what’s not romantic?

Hpy anniv, hun.
Sent wirelessly via Blackberry

A far superior communication tool: sweet nothings tucked inside adorable, witty cards by Amy Smyth Made It.

The Woodbridge-based illustrator-turned-card designer crafts pop-art-heavy greeting cards, invites, and announcements on recycled paper.

Your beloved will gush over cutesy PB & J jars headlined as “Good Together.” Sports fans will high-five you for Super Bowl invites with illustrated equation “beer + TV = football.” Need to thank mom for all her support over the years? A snarky bra illustration should do the trick.

If you can’t find the prose you want, don’t fret: Everything is customizable.

No txtng req.

Available at Pulp, 1803 14th Street NW, at S Street (202-462-7857 or pulpdc.com); online at amysmythmadeit.com.

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