The winter blues suck: You’ve put on five pounds gorging on comfort food and have started wearing Uggs outside the house. You’ve hit a new low.

Jonathan Kelsey is here to get you high (on life). The English chap’s line of women’s shag-me shoes have hit the states just in time for Valentine’s Day.

High heels, bright metallics, and lots of buckles give serious attention to your feet. Fuchsia open-toe sandals have over-the-top sex appeal, magnolia shoe booties inspire jazz dancing, and rose lizard pumps let everyone know you kick ass.

Consider yourself forewarned: The fetish-worthy kicks carry a hefty price tag of $550 to $975.

But not looking like a fat Eskimo is worth every penny.

Available online at saks.com.