February 4, 2008

It’s Gettin’ Hot in Here

Electralog Space-Saving Stove

Renter: What’s so decorative about that fireplace? Seems pretty status quo to me.

Realtor: Um, decorative, meaning, it’s just for show. (Under breath: idiot.)

Finally, you can enjoy that fireplace you thought you had with an Electralog Space-Saving Stove. At only a foot and a half long, it’s small enough to fit in the smallest (ahem, coziest) of spaces. And its snazzy 3-D flame effect produces a lifelike flicker at the flip of a switch. Even better, the unit comes with a 1,440-watt heater with hi/lo settings (just in case you’re looking for an excuse to shed some clothing).

You can even shut off the heat entirely for those warmer nights when you all you want is to cuddle up with your date in front of the fireplace with a bottle of wine, a book of poetry, and the crackling flames in the corner of your eye.

(Caution: Beware of burning passions.)

Available online at walmart.com.