Bedtime stories on demand; snuggles at the pip of a squeak; chocolate ice cream daily.

Not since childhood have you had the luxury of getting what you want, when you want it. (No, not even you.)

Things are about to change faster than a nappy with Spoonfed, a new service that keeps you up to date with London’s daily music, theatre and arts events according to your individual tastes.

Whether you’re into house, pop, cheese or trance, tell the Spooners what blows your whistle by filling in a short e-questionnaire, and they’ll create a tailor-made events menu for you — ‘they’ being an international bunch of groovy young culture vultures who are on permanent standby to feed you what you fancy.

You’re invited to contribute if you’re cool enough. But judging by past behaviour …

You’d rather just sit back and let it all come to you.

Available online at spoonfed.co.uk.