She’s perky. With red hair. And freakishly powerful little hands.

No, not Shelly O’Drunkagain, the lass bogarting the green beer on St. Patty’s. It’s Karina Timmel, the writer/editor by day, home reflexologist by night, who’s now making evening and weekend house calls.

Timmel arrives with her setup — reclining chair; sweet soy, rose, and jasmine massage oils; and lavender aromatherapy neck pillow — to get you in the mood for healing. You just sit back, relax, and tell her where it hurts.

Your neck? Your back? Your neck and back? She’ll work your foot-based meridians, toes, and ankles (about 25 minutes for each foot), then knead and pulse those gorgeous lower gams.

The coolest part: Timmel never has to reach above your knees to calm all-over body ailments like lung congestion, headaches, and tuckered muscles. She can fix it all from your lower bits.

Prepare to thank your lucky charms.

Karina Timmel (404-354-5705 or timmelk@gmail.com).