Better judgment caused you to bypass last year’s spring water-infused vodka craze. (Same here.) Copy that for vitamin ganja detoxes. (Okay. That was just you.)

Good thing. Otherwise, you’d be too far gone to enjoy Bissinger’s all-natural, insanely munchable candies.

Awaiting in the chocolate-of-the-day box are seven feel-great gourmet blends, including black sesame crunch, almond acorn, molasses chip, and chocolate-dipped ginger.

When you’re feeling snacky you could also throw back a pack of the gummies, curiously addictive riffs on white and green tea, spiced peach, pomegranate, and blueberry acai sweetened with organic corn syrup instead of tons o’ sugar.

Reach for Bissinger’s instead of that new diet energy beer everybody’s talking about and put the healthy-vice flap squad to rest once and for all.

Not to mention your bellyaching.

Available at The Spa at Château Élan, Haven Harbour Drive, Braselton (678-425-6064); (678-425-6064); 10 Ten Nail Bar, 1401 North Highland Avenue, Virginia Highland (404-815-6690); online at bissingers.com.