Leftie: Yo, Rightie. You reek something awful.
Rightie: Stank you very much. As do you, pal.
Leftie: I feel like I am locked in a monkey’s cage against my will.
Rightie: Well, One Star over there told me about these new things called Fragrant Footings.
Leftie: Whoa, heel buddy. Talk to me.
Rightie: They’re insoles laced with essential oils that are released with every step you take.
Leftie: Dude. We need those stat.
Rightie: Fo sho. They come in lemon, mint, and jasmine scents.
Leftie: I’ll take any scent over that of toe jam. But wait, can they be worn with sandals and heels?
Rightie: Totally. They have both trim-to-fit and mini cushions, so they work with all shoes.
Leftie: How are we gonna get Twinkle Toes to foot the bill on this one?
Rightie: Now you’re overstepping the boundaries.
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