These days, it’s not as hard as it used to be to look like your favorite starlet.

Assuming you can afford the nose job, implants, and stylist. But for those not able to foot that bill, there’s the bargain basement route: Heidiwood. A collaboration between Heidi Montag and retailer Anchor Blue, the concept is simple: Montag designed pieces that mirror her stellar everyday style.

The striped minidresses, brightly colored tanks, short shorts, and denim tops that highlight the first collection are perfect for frolicking on the beach with the douchey love of your life and showing off your surgeon’s shoddy skills. And since Montag understands living on a budget (well, until her “career” takes off, at least), she’s priced her pieces between $10 and $60, so peeps everywhere can afford them.

And don’t worry about looking cheap or tawdry.

Heidi certainly never does.

Available online here.