School’s Out for Rumor

Dedicated Email: Gossip Girl

The juiciest piece of gossip currently circulating your office is that Bill from accounting is stockpiling toner cartridges.

Your inquiring mind is in need of a real scandal, stat.

Fear not! It’s Gossip Girl to the rescue. TV’s most buzzed about show returns tonight, with brand new rumors, hearsay, and meddlesome text message blasts.

To recap: Blair’s life is in shambles, having been dethroned by back-to-back bombshells that a) she might be preggers and b) the babydaddy could be Chuck or Nate. (Cough, tramp.)

Luckily, the hormonal bitchiness is just Blair’s personality, not an unborn Upper Eastsider. But the damage is done. Chuck and Nate abandon her, and the cruel crew dethrones her as queen bee, wasting no time in choosing a replacement: social-climbing Jenny Humphrey.

But Serena won’t let Blair flee without a fight. The blonde/brunette duo will claw their way back to supremacy — but certainly not without creating some juicy gossip along the way.

What’s not to xoxo?

Catch the return of Gossip Girl tonight, at 8/7 p.m. CST exclusively on The CW. For more information, go to cwtv.com.