In this postfeminist age, men and women are equal. So then who gets breakfast in bed? Brunch Bed, a new weekend brunch delivery service, solves that dilemma. Choose from the classic, healthy summer or deluxe menus and get everything from freshly squeezed orange juice, croissants, green tea, smoked salmon, fruit salad and more brought directly to your bed (or, at least, your doorstep). Delivered between 9:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m. to the Chelsea, South Kensington, Belgravia, Knightsbridge, Mayfair and Notting Hill areas, early birds (too lazy to catch their own worms) and outdoors types can even have brunch delivered to the park. Alternatively, opt for the ultimate brunch bed menu, which serves eight. No questions asked. Brunch Bed (07527 049327 or brunchbed.com).