Scar Tactics

Immortality rings, Airborne, the Cookie Diet. Your faith has been tested by the modern miracle. Still, you find a reason to believe.

Here’s one that won’t disappoint: Heal gel.

Created by The Firm — a crackerjack team of five British plastic and cosmetic surgeons and one skin biochemist — the latest wonder in a jar gives time a super boost in healing all wounds. Really, who has time to wait?

Made with ten complex ingredients divided into three categories (soothing, tissue repair, and anti-scarring), the clear balm absorbs lickety-split into skin to reduce bruising, swelling, redness, and itching.

Not just for nip-tuckers, it can be used two to three times daily on everything from the aftermath of pimple-picking benders (after the suckers have healed) to appendix scars and jellyfish stings.

Hallelujah, amen.

Available online at healgel.com.