Look here, Chappie, you’re cracked; dry; super sensitive; and, quite frankly, flaky. Pout all you want but drop this little lip shtick of yours. Armour Beauty’s glosses have just launched online, so no more excuses. A new line of moisturizing colors for your kisser, the collection uses hard-working, all-natural ingredients like mango seed, olive, shea, avocado butters and oil, castor seed, grape seed, and good old-fashioned vitamin E to get the job done. And oooohheeee, they’re real lookers. Half of the fourteen-shade troop shimmers (check out sheer pinkish gold Nirvana or purple hazy Dreaming), while the other half does a good opaque (mauve rose Diana, bright pink Cat Club, or vamp Last Dance). Not to mention, everything is cruelty free and ecofriendly as can be. Now try mouthing off. Available online at armourbeauty.com.