Start your weekend on a good note. SEND Pretty Bitter What: Forgo standard greeting cards for something a little more, um, accurate. Favorites include suck it, hot mess, and the ever-popular douchebag. Why: You’re a classy broad. Where: Online at prettybitter.com. READ TimesMachine What: Electronically access old editions of The New York Times in their original layouts. Why: Go back to the future. Where: Online at timesmachine.nytimes.com. WEAR I Will Reflect Bracelet What: Jazzy accessory changes color when exposed to harmful UV rays so you know when to run for cover. Why: The sun also blazes. Where: Online at spafinder.com. BUY Laura Zindel Ceramics What: The RISD grad’s stunning ceramics feature birds, butterflies, snakes, and spiders in soothing neutral colors. Why: They won’t bite. Where: Online at zindelceramics.com. LISTEN Thank You for the Music What: A rockin’ compilation of tunes by Swedes. You’ll love (if you don’t already) Jens Lekman, El Perro del Mar, and Those Dancing Days. Why: There’s no Abba on the disc. Where: Online at lickingfingers.com.