The last thing you thought you needed was four new roommates.

But that was before you met The Middletons. And realized they were a set of melamie plates.

Named Doug, Janet, Claire, and Perry by designer Marco Cibola for art and design collective Poketo, they’re not your typical family of four. No, the characters Cibola created using colors and shapes are completely abstract.

But they do have a few things in common: They’ve got good looks and great work ethic, love the outdoors, and happen to be totally indestructible.

Not to mention they bring personality to the table.

Available online at poketo.com.

CAMP
Sail the Seven Seas
What: Hula, swashbuckling, ocean art, mermaid drawing, and more during day camp.
Why: Surf’s up.
When: Starts Jun. 23. Sign up now.
Where: Smart Space, 12958 Washington Blvd., at Lyceum Ave., Culver City (310-827-2458).

FLY
Fine-Feathered Stories
What: Listen to high-flying avian tales and keep your peepers peeled for special guests during the two-hour nature walk.
Why: A little birdie told you.
When: Sat., 8 a.m.
Where: King Gillette Ranch, 26800 Mulholland Hwy., b/t Las Virgenes Rd. & Stokes Canyon Rd., Calabasas (310-858-7272 ext. 117).

PRIMP
Blossom
What: Vegan hair, skin, and body care products designed especially for tween beauty queens.
Why: Soap stars.
When: Bath time.
Where: Spa Di Da, 7319 Beverly Bl., b/t N. Poinsettia Pl. and N. Fuller Ave. (323-655-9555).