Glow and Tell

Neon is always a sign of something great: LIQUOR, HOT DOUGHNUTS, LIVE NUDE GIRLS.

The next bright star that will catch your eye: TOYWATCH NEON COLLECTION.

Made out of Plasteramic (that’s plastic that looks like ceramic), the watches are available in four drool-worthy colors — Kryptonite Green, Plutonium Pink, Ultra Violet, and Atomic Orange. Granted, the glow is more understated than, say, the flickering lights of Las Vegas.

But clearly, you’ve hit the JACKPOT.

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