July 16, 2008

Suck on This

EatWhatever Breath Freshener

Sucking then swallowing? A true recipe for success.

Except, alas, when it comes to your breath.

For that, reverse the order with EatWhatever, a new product that fights halitosis in a one-two punch.

The packs come with two components: jellies and mints. After a garlicky or otherwise malodorous meal, swallow two or three jellies containing organic peppermint and parsley seed oils to fight bad breath from the inside out. Then suck on one of the mints to expedite the freshening process.

For guidance on how many jellies to pop, refer to the website’s handy menu, which indicates dosage according to the type of meal you’ve ingested.

Your mouth will be so sweet, you’ll have no trouble attracting suitors.

At which point you’ll want to reverse the order again.

Available online at eat-whatever.com.