August 5, 2008

A Spotless Reputation

Cyber Clean Sanitizing Agent

Deep in the bowels of your metropolis, there lurks an evil so dreadful men dare not speak its name. And it’s right under your fingertips. (Woman screams.)

Cyber Clean to the rescue!

It’s flying straight to your keyboards, mice, telephones, and other places that harbor so much bacteria, they make public toilets seem clean enough to eat on.

The yellow blob may look small, but it slaughters germs and takes names, leaving nothing but a lemon scent in its wake. Plus, thanks to a high-tech formula, it actually absorbs hard-to-reach dirt, food, and other particles with ease (it’s on, Lucius Fox).

Got a bigger job you want to tackle, like, say, that Batmobile in the driveway? They’ve also got a version for cars and boats.

Cyber Clean, you’re our hero! (Woman blushes.)

All in a day’s work.

Available online at cyberclean.ch.