You like your modes of transportation like you like your men: gas free, safe, and smooth ridin’. In other words, you’re in love with bicycles.

C’mon Ride It, My Bicycle
If you want to straddle a folding model, go with Brompton. They’re Cadillac smooth, compact enough to fit under a bed, and super easy to fold (it took us only fifteen seconds). For an elegant full-sizer, try a Swedish-designed Kronan. We’re sweating the white three-speed.

Wear Protection
Helmet head beats out brain damage any day, so play it safe with Bern’s sleek toppers in girly colors (available at Dogfunk and Backcountry). Battery-free lights, reflective pants (for men only right now), and adorable little bells and horns will ensure you’re ready for action.

Strap It On (the Handlebar)
Portable bike iPod speakers always set the mood (but not when you’re on the road, dummy), and Nigel Smythe’s bags are perfect for toting junk in the trunk. Meanwhile, dainty yellow baskets handcrafted by the Amish in rural Minnesota put on the innocent facade.

Just don’t do it with your eyes closed.