You’ve waxed on. You’ve waxed off. You’ve hobbled around wondering when crotchless panties became your most comfortable lingerie option.

Breathe. Invest in a month’s worth of sweatpants and call Princess George, body waxer extraordinaire.

Besides working at top spas around town (yeah, we’ve covered ’em), she makes house calls from Buckhead to Cascade. Services range from simple lip waxes to all-over bare. Her claim to fame is speed: She can do legs, bikini, lip, and chin in about an hour.

Get comfy on her mobile massage table or take it to the bedroom. No need to strip — especially if you wanna keep one. Slip into a disposable thong and make special requests. She dabbles in geometric shapes and is perfecting dye jobs.

Or save that for your next brush with fate.

Bare Body Waxing (404-492-2923 or princessgeorge_31@hotmail.com).