While your girlfriends grudgingly swill domestic beer at football parties, you’re the sissy with a pack of strawberry wine coolers.

Can’t stomach another ’90s jab? Make friends with Azul.

The local company’s ready-to-drink margaritas are made with all-natural flavors and 100 percent agave wine fermented in Mexico from the same plants that produce premium tequila. The individually packaged drinks are delish served chilled or frozen (just squeeze the plastic bottle and it’ll come out like a slushy).

A major perk? Azul is available at most grocery and convenience stores since it’s made with wine, not hard alcohol. And it comes in Original and Especial (the latter has a higher alcohol content and a golden hue).

Both are available in liter bottles, too. Pick up some next game day, and you’ll be among pals again.

Someone other than Bartles & Jaymes, we mean.

Available at Central Market, 5750 East Lovers Lane (214-234-7000 or centralmarket.com). For more information, go to drinkazul.com.