One size doesn’t fit all (the XL Trojans in your nightstand). When you need something that really fits, call designer Dave Laverdure.

Sadly, he doesn’t customize jimmy hats. But he does make Party in My Pocket (P.I.M.P., get it?) spandex accessories like fingerless gloves, armbands, and sparkly tights. (Oh, yes, you do need them.)

Styles are custom-made to your specifications. And since he designs to a ’70s disco soundtrack, collaborating with him is a party in itself.

His creations are kooky little artworks with titles like Care Bear Special (a flurry of rainbow hearts) and Andes Mint Giraffe (swirls of icy green and chocolate brown). They take an outfit from boring to boo-yah in a few seconds.

With Party in My Pocket, you’ll always be prepared.

Party in My Pocket (267-298-7953 or davidhenrilaverdure@gmail.com).