Analyst 1: OMG, the mortgage crisis is totally wreaking havoc on my skin.
Analyst 2: You need a regulatory overhaul on your cleansing regime.
A1: Bail me out. I’m in the market for an aesthetician.
A2: Valley boutique is ramping up beauty services.
A1: I totally go already for waxing and Mika’s nail art.
A2: You’ve gotta try the Valley and Reap What You Sow facials. The owners brought in their personal super-pro facialist, Emma Graves. She customizes everything (peels, tweezing, masks) and has an organic skin care line. She makes some of it in her Brooklyn apartment.
A1: Can she get rid of T-zone freak-outs and rosacea?
A2: Yeah. And she’ll tell you how certain foods and anxieties affect your skin. She’s fired up (extractions are killer) and gives out samples.
A1: Perf. Can I borrow some money? I’m in a cash crunch.
Valley, 48 Orchard Street, between Grand and Hester Streets (212-274-8985 or valleynyc.com).