Your last round of lowlights turned out so scary, you wondered if the stylist was drunk.

This season, color and style your hair with confidence at the new Michelle Patrick Salons. The husband-and-wife-owned Oak Lawn spot specializes in artistic hairstyles and coloring that are still practical for the every day.

There’s a Color Bar where customers work hands on with technicians to concoct tailor-made dyes. The lavish Lather Lounge — with plush chairs, soothing head massages, oil treatments, and relaxing tunes — goes beyond the ordinary wash-and-go service.

Besides the basics, hair straightening, extensions, full-body massages, and plenty of styling products are on the menu, too. They even serve champagne in the waiting area.

Don’t worry: It’s just for the customers.

Michelle Patrick Salons, 4008 Cedar Springs Road (214-219-3030 or michellepatricksalons.com).