Mullets. Speakeasies. Men’s massage parlors.

You’ve never been a big fan of things with a “business in front, party in the back” policy.

Now there’s one that’ll tug at your sweet spot: Abi Ferrin’s new Casey leggings.

From the front, the local fashion designer’s legwear looks tight and traditional. But from behind, it’s funky with ruching from top to bottom. To keep things slimming, she added a built-in control top as well as an adjustable ankle cuff that gives two extra inches to pull over heels.

The leggings are available in three colors — black, chocolate, and gray — and are made with a matte poly-spandex jersey that’s smooth to the touch.

Now that’s a happy ending even you can appreciate.

Available by appointment only at The Revolving Door, 1409 South Lamar Street, suite 103 (214-565-0055); online at abiferrin.com.