Petty office politics can drive a girl to drink. Unfortunately, that’s against corporate policy.

Next shindig, let The Cupcakery loosen things up.

The intimate Frisco cupcake shop serves cocktail-inspired flavors from pina colada to Kir Royal (they’re all virgin, unlike secretary Suzy the Slutbag). Really spice up the boardroom with the special-order adult designs, which take a week to create since they’re custom-made to your dirty little imagination.

Of course, basic options (those HR sticklers are void of personality) like vanilla, chocolate, lemon, and strawberry are up for grabs, too. And this being Texas, there’s enough red velvet to elicit a sugar-induced smile on bossman’s face.

Kinda like the one he has after Suzy leaves his office.

The Cupcakery, 6975 Lebanon Road, suite 306, at the tollway in Frisco (214-705-1110 or thecupcakery.com).