We all know a little latex goes a long way.

Especially for balloon artist Brian Asman, who can literally make anything with his tubular talent.

Hire the owner of Balloons Equal Fun and watch him dazzle the crowd with award-winning creations. He’ll twist the usual suspects: animals, hats, superheroes. And the unusual: We attended a party where he crafted X-rated requests.

Your jaw will drop when you see his walk-through haunted house (it takes him at least five days to finish) and life-size sofas, cars, and costumes (he’ll cover you in tubes). Kids of all ages will get a kick out of the dragon’s cave with drawbridge and moat.

With eleven years under his belt, he can handle any request, even if it’s a bit of a stretch.

This is one job that doesn’t blow.

Balloons Equal Fun (415-775-9975 or balloonsequalfun.com).