Don’t you just love the holidays? Never feeling lonely amongst the crowds; the joy of giving away all your hard-earned cash; your entire family coming to stay.

Express your festive cheer this year with Someecards.com’s new collection for DailyCandy. There’s something for everyone — including the depressed (“May you never let the crumbling economy get in the way of fulfilling my Christmas list”), the Jewish (“In lieu of gifts this Hanukkah, I’m asking for better JDate results”) and the easy (“Happy Holidays to someone I pray I don’t regret contacting as soon as the eggnog is out of my system”).

The best thing about them? They’re completely free. So e-mail to friends, family, frenemies and those who haven’t heard from you in awhile. Alternatively, you could print them out and mail them.

Because we know how you love the post office at this time of year.

Available online at someecards.com.