The only couture you can afford is an unexpected gem in a thrift store.

Chin up, buttercup. You can have some haute handiwork for less than a ten-spot, thanks to PJ Madison.

The San Antonio label’s organic, gelato-style ice cream blends classic American techniques with the best of the best from the Italians to create rich and creamy decadence. Although calories aren’t low, harmful ingredients are: All flavors are gluten and BGH (Bovine Growth Hormone) free and contain no high-fructose corn syrup, only organic, unrefined cane sugar.

Don’t expect de rigueur flavors. Think gourmet like bourbon vanilla, julep mint chip, incredibly rich Ramona chocolate, and holiday-ready Kashmir cinnamon that’s high in antioxidants.

Only the best for you, dah-ling.

Available at Whole Foods Market, 4100 Lomo Alto Drive (214-520-7993); 101 South Coit Road, Richardson (972-699-8075). To see flavors, go to pjmadisons.com.