We know, we know. We send you a ton of e-mails. But do you have any idea how many we get? There are hopeful interns, angry Canadians, and people who tell us what to do with our pubes. But this reader letter is by far our favorite.

To: DailyCandy
From: Mike*

Dear DailyCandy,

First off, I am a guy. I do not get your fancy waxes. But I read your column to find where chicks go so I can go there and hook up with them. I scored a lot thanks to you. Plus now I have a girlfriend. Thanks.

Here’s hoping he uses protection.

*Not his real name.