Wife Swap sends your maternal instincts into overdrive, and animal rescue commercials make you weep (Sarah McLachlan: thanks, dude).

Yep, you’re a Cancer to the bone.

Try wearing your heart on a locket, instead of your sleeve. Marnie Rocks’s zodiac jewelry collection’s gold-filled baubles have pretty, cameo-esque black and white astrological signs.

They’re available as long chain necklaces and chunky charm bracelets. From your two-faced roomie (such a Gemini) to your bull-headed little sister (total Taurus), they make easy and affordable gifts.

Best of all, the range makes a bold statement in more ways than one: A portion of proceeds from store sales supports local children’s hospitals and other charitable organizations around town.

Nothing crabby about that.

Available at Marnie Rocks, 8413 Preston Center Plaza Drive (214-369-1200 or marnierocks.com).