Doctor, doctor, gimme the news: I’ve got a bad case of the Barney blues.

If too many dancing vegetables or some vexing verse is lulling you to lunacy, it’s time to check out The Pokey Pup.

The Atlanta-based website offers just what the doctor ordered, hawking tunes that appeal to parents and pups alike. With carefully curated collections of artists like They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies, Medeski Martin and Wood, and Lisa Loeb, the site prescribes a healthy dose of music that is more cool than cornball.

After all, I love you, you love me, so there’s no need for music in-san-ity.

Available online at pokeypup.com.

DANCE
Baby Loves Disco
What: A family dance party complete with live DJ, dance contests, and prizes.
Why: Time to boogie, Valentine!
When: Sat., 11 a.m.-2 p.m.
Where: The Loft, 1374 W. Peachtree St., Midtown.

PAINT
Surrealist Classes
What: Art classes explore the work of masters like Miro.
Why: A totally surreal experience.
When: Session begins Tues. Class dates and times vary according to age.
Where: Atomic Tangerine, 1510 Oak Grove Rd., Decatur (404-964-5622).

POSE
YogaKids Mom and Me Class
What: Kids ages 2 to 5 develop their bodies and minds with a mix of yoga, reading, storytelling, and music.
Why: It’s a total body workout.
When: Today-Mar. 16. Mon., 9:30-10:20 a.m.
Where: Little Shop of Stories, 133a E. Court Sq., Decatur (404-373-6300).