Your lipstick smudge says a lot.

Usually, “I drank too much and got whorey with Trevor from sales because he’s chubby and I pity him. Also, I had Cheetos for lunch.”

For a more in-depth reading, consult Natasha Lipshtick (pun intended). The lip print-slash-handwriting analyst is part of a team of clairvoyants known as the Psychic Yentas, whose talents range from tarot card to palm reading.

Invite Ms. Lipshtick to a party (bachelorettes to bat mitzvahs) to find out what your smacker says about you. Open mouth: You’re talkative. Lots of lines: adventurous. Natasha comes complete with wacky hat — de rigueur for the second sighted.

And though she admits lip reading is no science, she jokes that the FBI uses it for criminal profiling.

Which is saying a lot.

Natasha Lipshtick (954-304-6632 or partypop.com).