Dearest Parka,

I need to be honest: Things just aren’t working out. Sure, we’ve shared some fun times (subzero sprints, booze-induced snow angels), but you’re weighing me down. Spring is right around the corner, and frankly, I’ve found a better fit.

From the moment I felt Priscilla’s light cashmere touch and barely there hood, I knew I had to have her. That is, until I spent hours wrapped up in Vanessa’s silky teal arms. Not to mention Willow’s earthy, textured charm and Renee’s poncho appeal. I simply couldn’t resist. Please don’t get upset.

Just B.chyll.

Until next season,
Your Fairweather Friend

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