How to save somebody from fashion suffocation:

If you see someone in immediate crisis, calmly commence administration of CFR.

Christian Francis Roth is a newly approved and certified rescue expert with help for those in need of immediate aid.

To begin, gather backup pieces from Francis, Roth’s new line.

Next, pump air into a deflated wardrobe with preppy dresses and separates in bold, funky designs inspired by upscale neighborhood gangs (a la Gossip Girl).

Shock the system with a patchwork plaid blazer. Spike those vitals with the jagged hemline of a graphic minidress. Get out to stretch those legs with the help of the subway map frock.

Shun a boring gown in favor of the polo-style wrap dress’s bold colors or immaculate navy trousers.

Then get on your knees and thank that saint, Francis.

Available at Farinelli’s, 2839 Clarendon Boulevard, Arlington (703-647-9856 or blog.shopfarinellis.com).