Walking and Talking

If your feet could talk, they’d have just one thing to say: Eff you.

Excuse the potty mouth (they got it from you), but they think it’s really rude that you strap them in five-inch-high torture chambers and make them schlep about town day in and day out.

Get back in their good graces with shoes by Marais USA, a brand spanking new line that’s as high on style as it is on comfort.

The debut collection is finally available today and features patent leather Mary Janes, suede peep-toe wedges, and strappy gladiator sandals in both neutral and bright colors for less than $75 (for realsies) a pair.

We got a peek at the upcoming fall line, and it’s just as kickin’: everyday boots (ankle and tall), sleek oxfords, two-tone ballet flats, even some sturdy heels.

All of which guarantee you’ll have happy feet.

Available online at maraisusa.com.