Last night you showed up pantless for a blind date with Bradley Cooper. You weren’t embarrassed ’cause everyone was sans bottoms. But just when you were about to have your first drink, he turned into a tarantula and ate you.After you book an appointment with a shrink (stat, please), get ahold of Zeo, your new personal sleep coach. Developed by scientists, the product tracks, analyzes, and guides you to blissful nights of zzz’s.Here’s how it works: Before bed, put on the jazzy headband that records patterns using sensor technology. In the morning, check out the bedside display, which is connected to the headband wirelessly and evaluates your REM, light, and deep sleep.Then head to the website, which recommends techniques, tools, and tips based on your personal data to address the things affecting your rest.Soon enough you’ll be jumping over rainbows on the back of a unicorn while making sweet love to Edward Cullen.Available online at myzeo.com.