Last time you cried, there was hysterical sniffling, loud snorting and mascara smeared all over your face.
It’s time you learnt to get glassy-eyed without making a spectacle of yourself.
Look no further than Prism — a new range of eyeglasses from trendspotter and fashion journalist Anna Laub, who was inspired by everything from vintage frames to Bauhaus architecture.
Big, bold and somewhat nerdy, the collections are named after Rio, London, New York, Paris and Rome for their street-style influences. The glasses (and the phenomenal prism-like cases) are all made by hand in a family-run factory in Northern Italy.
So go on, give your look a boost.
For crying out loud.