Clean Water Act

Ladies and gentlemen of Congress:

Joint Resolution
The following article is proposed as an amendment to the Constitution of Mani/Pedis.

Section 1: Abolish all cases of fungus and staph infections incurred at establishments across the U.S.
Section 2: Sanitize water in hand and foot baths at spas and salons without using harmful chemicals.
Section 3: Mix a concoction that is made of all-natural botanical products.
Section 4: Package such product in discreet, biodegradable materials.
Section 5: No animals are to be tested on during the creation process.

This bill is now approved and will be officially called SaniManiPedi.

We hereby proclaim that no man or woman shall visit a chop shop without said product ever again.

Available online at sanimanipedi.com.