Ah, kids these days. With their skinny jeans. And their bug-eye spectacles. And their …

Oh. Wait. That’s what you wear every day.

Which is precisely why donating to Fab’rik’s for Rockstars — Fab’rik boutique’s back-to-school fashion drive — would be so very adult of you.

The lowdown: Cruise your closet for teen-appropriate clothing, jewelry, bags, shoes. Take them into any Fab’rik location between now and Thursday, August 6.

The following Saturday, the boutique’s personal shopping squad (and volunteers like you) will lead deserving young women on a free “shopping” trip around the midtown store to prep their wardrobes for the upcoming school year.

We’ve never accused you of getting too big for your britches. And now, we’ll never have to.

Donations accepted at Fab’rik, 1114 West Peachtree Street, Midtown (404-881-8223); 5161 Peachtree Parkway, at the Forum, Norcross (770-446-3122); 227 Sandy Springs Place, Sandy Springs (404-252-2202). To volunteer, e-mail dana@fabrikatlanta.com. Know a deserving teen? E-mail kim.fettig@cbsatlanta.com.