A list of your recent deviant activities includes mouthing off to a meter maid, Jäger shots with much-too-young men, and smoking a work chum’s ciggies.

Thursday was fun.

Now if only you could channel all that piss ’n’ vigor into an equally subversive outfit — like those by Berlin designers Anne Hilkin and Christian Kurt. The duo behind Anntian highlights mistakes, disharmonies, and defects that come from hand-painting and hand-printing their extraordinary clothes; each possessing a completely unique design.

For fall’s Directives collection, organic cottons have not-quite-right stripes that blur in different directions (kind of like an optical illusion). Shirts and dresses look coolly confused when worn with Anntian’s lined tights, creating crisscrossing intersections.

After all, you’re not really one for going straight.

Available at Lambs Ear, 3516 Fremont Place North (206-632-2626 or lambsearshoes.com). To see styles, go to anntian.de.