It feels like you’ve spent every waking (and sleeping) moment with your bambino since birth.

Mama needs a break.

Purple Dragon, the state-of-the-art private kids’ club in leafy Battersea, has just launched a kindergarten for ages 2 to 5.

Kids use all the amazing facilities, from the arts and crafts studio to the music classes and ballroom. They can even give their green thumbs a workout in the herb garden. Enroll for half days or full days and you’ll get membership at the club, too.

If you truly can’t bear to be too far away (separation anxiety, ahem), book a treatment in the beauty pod.

And take a moment for yourself.

Purple Dragon, Alexandra Avenue, Battersea Park, SW11 4FN (020 7801 8688 or purpledragonplay.com).

Photo: Courtesy of Purple Dragon

WATCH
The Magic Cavern
What: An afternoon of dazzling illusions and family fun with Richard Leigh.
Why: Trick and treat.
When: Sun., 3 p.m.
Where: Barons Court Theatre, 28a Comeragh Rd., W14 9HR (020 8932 4747).

GROW
Netherlands Flower Bulb Planting Workshop at Garden Museum
What: Bulb planting and pot decorating for the little people.
Why: You’re no wallflower.
When: Wed., 4-6 p.m.
Where: Lambeth Palace Rd., SE1 7LB (020 7401 8865).

SHOP
Junior Style Sample Sale
What: Wednesday thru Saturday take 75 per cent off kids’ clothing by the likes of D&G, Religion, Evisu and Kenzo.
Why: Labels for less.
When: Wed., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Thurs., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: Alphaville 2, 14 Shepherdess Wlk., N1 7LB (07956 580285).